Girl pooping story

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Shit happens. Those of us with IBD or an ostomy know that it happens more often than not! And that my friends, is with laughter. Poosplosions happen. If you aren't familiar with this term, you soon will be. Poosplosions occur when our guts are being their defective selves, but especially know that we're out in public, with a ificant other, or trying to make a good first impression. And we think we've got our guts under control. But those bastards betray us.

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And certainly, we're embarrassed when it happens, but the day finally comes when you can laugh off that embarrassment. I was feeling constipated, and the one thing that is sure to get things going is a McGriddle from McDonald's. So on my way to my iron infusion, I stopped at McD's, waited til I got to the infusion center to eat it, knowing it could go badly, ate in my car, checked in, and sat down. As soon as I sat down I started running to the bathroom, and it started coming. I was wearing leggings, and by the time I got in the bathroom, they were ruined, and it just kept pouring out before I could even turn around to get to the toilet so it was alllll overrrr the bathroom.

Like literally everywhere, walls, toilet, garbage can, sink, etc. By the time I got myself and the bathroom cleaned up, and got my vitals taken, my heart rate wasand they wanted me to go to the ER, and I started sobbing telling her what happened and that it was probably so high because I was so embarrassed lol. It was a one staller in a pizza place and the door didn't lock so my friend Lisa was guarding it. I used to stand facing the toilet when emptying my bag and my friend knew this, but proceeded to whip the door open to purposely scare me.

Shit on the toilet, shit on shit, shit on my feet, shit IN the sink?! Shit was actually everywhere. Toilet paper. We ran Girl pooping story SO fast. In particular, my leg felt damp. I went to the bathroom to investigate and saw that my bag fell off, and poop was running down my legs.

I stupidly didn't bring my supplies to the bathroom, so I stuffed paper towels in my underwear before I went back into the office. At that point, I had shit all over me below my waist. My stoma didn't care about that and was really active, so I got totally naked, put paper towels everywhere and tried three times to get my bag on right. By the time I was done, my adrenaline was high and the bathroom looked like a mess. I cleaned it all up and had to tell my boss the lite version of what happened, then I went straight home. Then it leaked again on my commute. I was the godmother. I had the baby on my lap and we were playing - somehow the clip which I never use but had that weekend for some reason came undone.

I had to try to clean up at the church, realized I couldn't get myself clean enough, my husband and I sprinted home in the car to my in-laws house, I showered, changed, and sprinted back to church - got their just in time to hold Sophie while she had the water sprinkled on her head. Figuring out how to get out of the shit-box-situation once I parked was the hard part… - Alicia I have so many, and I've thrown out so many, pairs of underwear it's ridiculous. Last summer I was traveling and flaring badly. I was at the Montgomery airport and had just returned my rental and checked my bag when I got the Girl pooping story and well, shit happened.

I ran to the bathroom desperately. But liquid poo was everywhere. Literally running down my pant leg. I grabbed Girl pooping story towels on my way into the stall and cleaned myself up as best as I could and made my flight to Atlanta. I was mortified but if anyone noticed they were too polite to comment or make a face where I could see. When I got to Atlanta, I used my hour layover to buy new pants. I spent a ridiculous amount for jeans, but at least I was more comfortable for my last flight. Since then, I pack at least one extra pair in my carry on. Traveling can really be an adventure.

Honestly until this group, I thought I was the only person this stuff happened to. But I never thought of them as big blowouts, because I lived with it for so long. But I do remember one quite memorable instance when I was on nerve pain treatment and the drugs I where given should be tapered out.

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Leave my sister's house, we're going to the metro, and once we reach I realize nuh-aah this ain't happening. Of course as I'm walking up and past the station I begin to realize that this is not normal rush to the loo, this is like battle of the shits. Long story short, the battle ended with poop in my pants. Which I then tried to wash in their tub. Finally my sister came home and was able to help by telling to just use the washing machine. And I'm like hell ya. No, I was not drunk. I had one drink at dinner with friends prior to this.

I was headed back to my dorm after dinner, and knew I had to poop pretty bad. My goal was to toss my purse in my room and head to the bathroom. My door closed behind and my Girl pooping story released all in my favorite pair of underwear and jeans at the time. As I was cleaning up the best I could before heading to the showers down the hall.

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I heard the girl who lived in the dorm room next to me who I was friendly with announce in the hallway loudly several times how the hallway smelt like shit. My shit show had occurred inside my room maybe a foot from the door. What a shitty birthday. Pun intended. Really bad. The clip came off as I was walking down the hallway. I called another teacher from the bathroom crying and she searched for pants for me. He even took home my dirty ones and washed them. Thank goodness for amazing coworkers and the best boyfriend ever!

Back Retreat Recaps. Shit Happens Shit happens. InI was 17 and down Girl pooping story Jersey Shore with my then boyfriend. After only a few hours my bag barrier broke because I decided to go down the extreme drop water slide. Normally, I would have an emergency pack in the trunk of my car for this type of thing ,but when I got to the car, it wasn't there. I refused to go back to Philly and ruin our stay, so we went to CVS to try to find something to help it stick again.

The only thing I could find was the glue you use for fake nails. Yes, I used it. That and using a belt to hold it tight, it held for the next day and trip home.

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During those times, Dream Amanda thinks she can fart like a regular human being. And then real-life-sleeping Amanda tries to do the same unconsciously. Fastest I ever run. Not sure why I made this decision, but poop then starting coming out, and I was wearing a nightgown so I left a legit poop trail from my living room to the bathroom.

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Also spilt my ostomy bag down the back of my pants at work once, and had Girl pooping story ask the cleaning lady to mop the floor. I was in my last class of the day and for some reason tried to wait it out, but I waited too long.

I was stuck in that stall completely disgusted with myself and desperate for almost two hours. I was alone in the hospital room a couple days after surgery, my mom was sleeping in a hotel room next door. I had a commode but I was too shy to try and use it. I felt my first urge since surgery so I decided to try and make it to my bathroom. Didn't even make it out of the bed. Left a trail to the bathroom. My mother had to hose me down, while the poor nurse had to deal with the nightmare that was my hospital room.

I was so miserable but I laugh about it now. My first week I didn't know the trick of putting tp in the bowl first. Well, I got my first case of splashback More gross than embarrassing, but now I use nearly half a roll of tp before I empty haha! Cut Girl pooping story two hours later, while I'm taking an order from a couple, it happens.

The shit. Just pouring out of my butt, while the couple couldn't decide if they wanted water or to splurge on a soda. I slowly started backing away from them and waddled back to the employee bathroom. I threw my underwear away and finished my shift commando. Liquid poo ran down my entire body, shirt, pants, and shoes, and the floor.

Thankfully I had a sweatshirt to tie around my waist. And wiped up the floor super fast with bleach wipes because I worked in a lab. The craziest thing is, my student on the other side of the lab bench didn't notice! The whole 20 minutes home was so uncomfortable as I was just soaked in liquid shit and sitting on a trash bag in the car.

Even though I have a J-pouch now, I still carry baby wipes and an extra set of clothes with me everywhere I go. Funniest thing is I told this story to my student 2 years later and he says he had no idea! Just call me the stealthy shitsplosioner lol — Amanda Where to begin A guy jumps in, and as soon we shake hands, I had a big accident. Thank God I was wearing dippers! I remember nothing the guy was saying because I was just worried if the dipper would be able to handle such massive accident!

Or the moment a colleague comes to my office to speak about a project, and I started feeling Girl pooping story. At certain point I just screamed "I am sorry" got up and ran to the toilet. But as soon as I got up, I started farting and pooping since my desk through aaaaaall corridor until the toilet. And then had to do all way back to my office to get wet towels and underwear and go back to the toilet to clean myself. My colleague never said a word about it. Your Stories Mandy Morgan April 24, acceptancecolitisconfidencecrohn'scrohn's diseaseembarrassmentGirls with gutsIBDileostomyInflammatory bowel diseasej-pouchjpouchovercome obstacles-self-esteemstoriesUCUlcerative Colitis Comment.

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